Fuck you, it's magic.

lovequotesrus:

Photo Courtesy: happily-ever-after-starts-here

Photo Courtesy: happily-ever-after-starts-here

simsgonewrong:

My Sim went into labor at the park, and everyone started freaking out except for this one bitch, who just went on roasting her marshmallows.

My Sim went into labor at the park, and everyone started freaking out except for this one bitch, who just went on roasting her marshmallows.

80 years from now;

Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO

Thor: He's my brother.
Natasha: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: 
Thor: He's adopted.

cooki-e:

♥

majss:

hey will you remember me in a day

yeah

will you remember me in a week

yeah

will you remember me in a month

yeah

knock knock

who’s there

i thought you said you’d remember me